Ümlaut Brooklyn Greeting Cards are instantly identifiable with a distinctively outrageous sense of humor that serves as an unexpected counterpoint to gorgeous visuals. Retro and vintage inspired. Bright, Bold & Hip!
Designed and printed in New York.
Materials: 100% recycled paper, eco friendly compostable sleeve.
A2 (5.5x4.25") greeting card, blank inside.
Take Off Bra
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Our greeting cards are all designed and printed right here in New York and fulfillment happens in our tiny studio / fulfillment center.
(This is NY after all, space is precious!)
We use premium 100% recycled paper and package each card in an eco-friendly recyclable cello sleeve.
Card size is A2 (5.5x4.25") and all cards are blank inside.
Losing My Balance
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Designed and printed in New York.
Materials: 100% recycled paper, eco friendly compostable sleeve.
A2 (5.5x4.25") greeting card, blank inside.
I AM The Party
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Designed and printed in New York.
Materials: 100% recycled paper, eco friendly compostable sleeve.
A2 (5.5x4.25") greeting card, blank inside.
Scientifically Proven
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Our greeting cards are all designed and printed right here in New York and fulfillment happens in our tiny studio / fulfillment center.
(This is NY after all, space is precious!)
We use premium 100% recycled paper and package each card in an eco-friendly recyclable cello sleeve.
Card size is A2 (5.5x4.25") and all cards are blank inside.
Smarter / Older
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Designed and printed in New York.
Materials: 100% recycled paper, eco friendly recyclable sleeve.
A2 (5.5" x 4.25") greeting card, blank inside.
Fabulous Card
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Designed and printed in New York.
Materials: 100% recycled paper, eco friendly compostable sleeve.
A2 (5.5x4.25") greeting card, blank inside.
Trophy Wife
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Designed and printed in New York.
Materials: 100% recycled paper, eco friendly recyclable sleeve.
A2 (5.5x4.25") greeting card, blank inside.
Trophy Husband
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Designed and printed in New York.
Materials: 100% recycled paper, eco friendly recyclable sleeve.
A2 (5.5x4.25") greeting card, blank inside.
Drunken Clown
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Our greeting cards are all designed and printed right here in New York and fulfillment happens in our tiny studio / fulfillment center.
(This is NY after all, space is precious!)
We use premium 100% recycled paper and package each card in an eco-friendly recyclable cello sleeve.
Card size is A2 (5.5x4.25") and all cards are blank inside.
Socially Acceptable
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$5.50
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Our greeting cards are all designed and printed right here in New York and fulfillment happens in our tiny studio / fulfillment center.
(This is NY after all, space is precious!)
We use premium 100% recycled paper and package each card in an eco-friendly recyclable cello sleeve.
Card size is A2 (5.5x4.25") and all cards are blank inside.
Heroic Death
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$5.50
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Our greeting cards are all designed and printed right here in New York and fulfillment happens in our tiny studio / fulfillment center.
(This is NY after all, space is precious!)
We use premium 100% recycled paper and package each card in an eco-friendly recyclable cello sleeve.
Card size is A2 (5.5x4.25") and all cards are blank inside.
Annoying Noise
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$5.50
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Our greeting cards are all designed and printed right here in New York and fulfillment happens in our tiny studio / fulfillment center.
(This is NY after all, space is precious!)
We use premium 100% recycled paper and package each card in an eco-friendly recyclable cello sleeve.
Card size is A2 (5.5x4.25") and all cards are blank inside.
Disposable Income
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$5.50
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Designed and printed in New York.
Materials: 100% recycled paper, eco friendly compostable sleeve.
A2 (5.5x4.25") greeting card, blank inside.
Crazy Person
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Designed and printed in New York.
Materials: 100% recycled paper, eco friendly compostable sleeve.
A2 (5.5x4.25") greeting card, blank inside.
Get It Right
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Designed and printed in New York.
Materials: 100% recycled paper, eco friendly compostable sleeve.
A2 (5.5x4.25") greeting card, blank inside.
Homeschool
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Designed and printed in New York.
Materials: 100% recycled paper, eco friendly recyclable sleeve.
A2 (5.5x4.25") greeting card, blank inside.
Not An Actress
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Materials: 100% recycled paper, eco friendly recyclable sleeve.
A2 (5.5x4.25") greeting card, blank inside.
Wine Wednesdays
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Designed and printed in New York.
Materials: 100% recycled paper, eco friendly recyclable sleeve.
A2 (5.5x4.25") greeting card, blank inside.
My Second Rodeo
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Designed and printed in New York.
Materials: 100% recycled paper, eco friendly recyclable sleeve.
A2 (5.5x4.25") greeting card, blank inside.
Let's Be Positive
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Designed and printed in New York.
Materials: 100% recycled paper, eco friendly recyclable sleeve.
A2 (5.5x4.25") greeting card, blank inside.
More Wine In A Bottle
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Designed and printed in New York.
Materials: 100% recycled paper, eco friendly recyclable sleeve.
A2 (5.5x4.25") greeting card, blank inside.
Bet Your Ass
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Designed and printed in New York.
Materials: 100% recycled paper, eco friendly recyclable sleeve.
A2 (5.5x4.25") greeting card, blank inside.
Near The Liquor Store Card
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Designed and printed in New York.
Materials: 100% recycled paper, eco friendly compostable sleeve.
A2 (5.5x4.25") greeting card, blank inside.
Young and Beautiful
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$5.50
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Designed and printed in New York.
Materials: 100% recycled paper, eco friendly recyclable sleeve.
A2 (5.5x4.25") greeting card, blank inside.
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