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Ümlaut Brooklyn Greeting Cards are instantly identifiable with a distinctively outrageous sense of humor that serves as an unexpected counterpoint to gorgeous visuals. Retro and vintage inspired. Bright, Bold & Hip!
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I AM The Party
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Young and Beautiful
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Hit By An Airplane
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Fabulous Card
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Heroic Death
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Annoying Noise
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Crazy Person
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Get It Right
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Life Is Short
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Expert Advice
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Smarter / Older
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Lying About My Age
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Getting Lucky - Male Card
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Dog Years Female Card
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Homeschool
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Near The Liquor Store Card
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Sneak Out Of Parties
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Holy Crap
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Not Even Tired of You Yet
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Trophy Wife
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Trophy Husband
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Not An Actress
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Bet Your Ass
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Wish Me Luck
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Drunken Clown
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Wine Wednesdays
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My Second Rodeo
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Pretty Annoying
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Hit By An Airplane

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Designed and printed in New York. Materials: 100% recycled paper, eco friendly recyclable sleeve. A2 (5.5" x 4.25") greeting card, blank inside.
Hit By An Airplane

Fabulous Card

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Designed and printed in New York. Materials: 100% recycled paper, eco friendly compostable sleeve. A2 (5.5x4.25") greeting card, blank inside.
Fabulous Card

Annoying Noise

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Our greeting cards are all designed and printed right here in New York and fulfillment happens in our tiny studio / fulfillment center. (This is NY after all, space is precious!) We use premium 100% recycled paper and package each card in an eco-friendly recyclable cello sleeve. Card size is A2 (5.5x4.25") and all cards are blank inside.
Annoying Noise

Crazy Person

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Designed and printed in New York. Materials: 100% recycled paper, eco friendly compostable sleeve. A2 (5.5x4.25") greeting card, blank inside.
Crazy Person

Expert Advice

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Designed and printed in New York. Materials: 100% recycled paper, eco friendly recyclable sleeve. A2 (5.5" x 4.25") greeting card, blank inside.
Expert Advice

Smarter / Older

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Designed and printed in New York. Materials: 100% recycled paper, eco friendly recyclable sleeve. A2 (5.5" x 4.25") greeting card, blank inside.
Smarter / Older

Getting Lucky - Male Card

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Designed and printed in New York. Materials: 100% recycled paper, eco friendly compostable sleeve. A2 (5.5x4.25") greeting card, blank inside.
Getting Lucky - Male Card

Dog Years Female Card

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Designed and printed in New York. Materials: 100% recycled paper, eco friendly compostable sleeve. A2 (5.5x4.25") greeting card, blank inside.
Dog Years Female Card

Homeschool

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Designed and printed in New York. Materials: 100% recycled paper, eco friendly recyclable sleeve. A2 (5.5x4.25") greeting card, blank inside.
Homeschool

Sneak Out Of Parties

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Designed and printed in New York. Materials: 100% recycled paper, eco friendly recyclable sleeve. A2 (5.5" x 4.25") greeting card, blank inside.
Sneak Out Of Parties

Holy Crap

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Designed and printed in New York. Materials: 100% recycled paper, eco friendly recyclable sleeve. A2 (5.5" x 4.25") greeting card, blank inside.
Holy Crap

Not Even Tired of You Yet

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Designed and printed in New York. Materials: 100% recycled paper, eco friendly recyclable sleeve. A2 (5.5x4.25") greeting card, blank inside.
Not Even Tired of You Yet

Trophy Wife

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Designed and printed in New York. Materials: 100% recycled paper, eco friendly recyclable sleeve. A2 (5.5x4.25") greeting card, blank inside.
Trophy Wife

Trophy Husband

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Designed and printed in New York. Materials: 100% recycled paper, eco friendly recyclable sleeve. A2 (5.5x4.25") greeting card, blank inside.
Trophy Husband

Not An Actress

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Designed and printed in New York. Materials: 100% recycled paper, eco friendly recyclable sleeve. A2 (5.5x4.25") greeting card, blank inside.
Not An Actress

Bet Your Ass

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Designed and printed in New York. Materials: 100% recycled paper, eco friendly recyclable sleeve. A2 (5.5x4.25") greeting card, blank inside.
Bet Your Ass

Wish Me Luck

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Designed and printed in New York. Materials: 100% recycled paper, eco friendly recyclable sleeve. A2 (5.5x4.25") greeting card, blank inside.
Wish Me Luck

Drunken Clown

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Our greeting cards are all designed and printed right here in New York and fulfillment happens in our tiny studio / fulfillment center. (This is NY after all, space is precious!) We use premium 100% recycled paper and package each card in an eco-friendly recyclable cello sleeve. Card size is A2 (5.5x4.25") and all cards are blank inside.
Drunken Clown

Wine Wednesdays

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Designed and printed in New York. Materials: 100% recycled paper, eco friendly recyclable sleeve. A2 (5.5x4.25") greeting card, blank inside.
Wine Wednesdays

My Second Rodeo

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Designed and printed in New York. Materials: 100% recycled paper, eco friendly recyclable sleeve. A2 (5.5x4.25") greeting card, blank inside.
My Second Rodeo

Pretty Annoying

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Designed and printed in New York. Materials: 100% recycled paper, eco friendly recyclable sleeve. A2 (5.5x4.25") greeting card, blank inside.
Pretty Annoying